In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they are moose hunting.
In Atlanta, GA, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
In Britain, failed suicides were hanged in the 19th century.
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. (I guess they register on the same list as the sex offenders? Do they have a task force for this one? the Animal Relations Patrole?)
In NY The penalty for jumping off a building is… death. (tough one to figure out, so glad they put this one on the books)
also in NY It is okay for women to walk topless down the street, as long as it isn't for business reasons, but you are not allowed to wear tight clothing.
streets. (was some one embarrassed?)
If you're in FL w/ your Elephant ride, you're going to be charged the same for parking as you would a car. (darn, who knew they would charge me so much for such a reusable mode of transportation. I just keep 'em in the backyard)
Women in FL are also not allow to parachute on Sunday. (glad i heard this one, I'd hate to jump out of a plane on the wrong day of the week)In TX it is illegal to sell your eye. (glad I don't live in TX, gotta make that extra cash selling the body part.
)In TX the Encyclopedia Britannica is banned - b/c it explains how to make homemade beer.
In Elko, NV you must wear a mask on the
In TX a NEW law states the criminal must give their victim 24 hr notice, any form, explaining the crime to come. (I'm sure walking around w/ a pen n paper is likely on the rise in the criminal population of TX)
. In this rule, the ban on x-ray is stated; however, this rule is not applicable to medical professionals.
In Indiana Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights. (mine our out for a fitting)
Also in Indiana All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads. (have you driven on their roads, this is sooo not working)
its a glad thing that i am malaysian bcause icant live with all this crappy laws
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